Kanaya Maryam

Kanaya Maryam is a member of IRLstuck and one of the two creators of the term Twentyteen.

Kanaya frequently responds to things that amaze or surprise her to an exceeding degree with "I Cannot Stand". It is currently unknown whether or not she is serious about this condition, or if it is a strange trollian attempt at sarcasm and irony.

They really enjoy making soup. Like, a lot. To an unhealthy degree, in fact. It is believed that this may play an important role in the narrative.